You Can't Fight City Hall, But You

When I Got Out Of High School They Retired My Jersey, But It Was For Hygiene And Sanitary Reasons.

Men Are From Earth, Women Are From Earth. Deal With It.

Don't Take Guilt Trips. Take A Trip To The Mall, To The Next County, To A Foreign Country, But Not To Where The Guilt Is.

Inside Every Cynical Person, There Is A Disappointed Idealist.

Weather Forecast For Tonight: Dark. Continued Dark Overnight, With Widely Scattered Light By Morning.