You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not

Hollywood's Just Not Funny.

Now That I Have Children, I Realize Taking Care Of My Children Is More Fun Than Anything In The Whole World.

Nobody's About Saving Anymore. No One Cares About A Rainy Day Anymore. Nobody Saves Up Enough For Even An Umbrella For A Rainy Day. It's Sad. It Really Is A New Form Of Slavery. We Used To Work To Be Able To Afford Material Things. Now We Work For These Things. They're The Boss. That House You Can't Afford, That Car That's Out Of Your Price Range, That Cellphone That Drains Your Bank Account - That's Your Boss.

It's Weird With Stand-up Comedy. It Doesn't Really Translate Worldwide. I Want To Figure Out How Do I Make It Worldwide. Do A Special In Africa. Can't Beat That. Pull That Off, Then I Will Have Done Something.

Men Are Handicapped When It Comes To Arguing, 'cause We Have A Need To Make Sense.