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You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not Like A Movie, Where A Director Can Just Cast A Pretty Face.
-Chris Rock
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You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not
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You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not Like A Movie, Where A Director Can Just Cast A Pretty Face.
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