You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

You Can't Drown Yourself In Drink. I've Tried; You Float.

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.