You Can't Control Things By Being Nervous.

If Everyone Had A Dad Like Mine, No One Would Have Sex Tapes.

Just Say Yes And You'll Figure It Out Afterwards.

I Really Admire Stand-up, And I Think I Would Have Loved To Learn How To Do It. I Think It's Terrifying And Thrilling. A Really Cool Thing To Do. It's A Dying Art, In A Way.

"i Can't Believe You Recently Had A Baby. How Do You Do It?" The Baby Starts To Come Down...and Once That Happens You Can't-it Comes Out. Whether You Let It Or Not, The Baby Comes Out. So That's How I Did It.

I Like To Crack The Jokes Now And Again, But It's Only Because I Struggle With Math.