Life Is Hard For Insects. And Don't

I'm Very Old-fashioned. I Believe That People Should Stay Married For Life, Like Pigeons And Catholics.

I Don't Mind Dying... As Long As I Don't Have To Be There When It Happens.

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.

I'm A Terrible Musician. While The Band Members Are Great, I'm Tolerated And Affectionately Regarded Because I Do Movies, But If I Had To Make My Living As A Musician I Would Starve. I'm Like A Sunday Tennis Player.

I've Had Bad Luck In My Two Previous Marriages. The First Wife Left Me, And The Second Did Not. ­