You Can't Be A Person And A

Even Hooligans Marry, Though They Know That Marriage Is For A Little While. It Is Alimony That Is For Ever.

I Am Told That You Regret Not What You Did But What You Didn't Do; And So That's Why I Do Everything, So As Not To Have Any Regrets.

You Can Behave As Badly As You Like In America. Nobody Notices.

For Flavor, Instant Sex Will Never Supersede The Stuff You Have To Peel And Cook.

Though Intelligence Is Powerless To Modify Character, It Is A Dab Hand At Finding Euphemisms For Its Weaknesses.