What I Wanted Most Of All Was

Euphemisms Are Unpleasant Truths Wearing Diplomatic Cologne.

I Would Never Go To A Place And Live There Because The Weather Was Good Or The Scenery Was Beautiful Or The Architecture Was Wonderful. I Would Only Go Because The People Are Kind, And In America, Everybody's Your Friend And Happiness Rains Down From The Sky.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Failure May Be Your Style.

However Low A Man Sinks He Never Reaches The Level Of The Police.

Of Course I Lie To People. But I Lie Altruistically - For Our Mutual Good. The Lie Is The Basic Building Block Of Good Manners. That May Seem Mildly Shocking To A Moralist - But Then What Isn't?