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The Charts Are Only Relevant When You're Top Of Them!

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

You've Just Got To Trust Your Instincts And Realize That You Can't Please All The People All The Time. You've Got To Please Yourself Ultimately In The End.

It's Not About Being Upset About The Things You Might Have Said Or Done Yesterday, Which Is Quite Appropriate At The Moment. It's About Looking Forward Rather Than Looking Back. I Hate People Who Look Back On The Past Or Talk About What Might Have Been.

There's Nothing Good On The News. You're Not Telling Me Cnn Is All Cats In Trees, Are You? Nothing Can Be That Good If Piers Morgan Is In It, You Know What I Mean?