I Hate Mourinho. He's A Fool.

You've Just Got To Trust Your Instincts And Realize That You Can't Please All The People All The Time. You've Got To Please Yourself Ultimately In The End.

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.

I'll Have My Way, In My Own Time, I'll Have My Say, My Star Will Shine...

It's The First Time I'm Going To Be On My Own This Christmas And I'm Really Looking Forward To Not Having Any Cards Or Decorations Up. So I'll Be In London, Sit On My Couch, Arms Folded, Curtains Drawn, Having A Drink.

My Wife Would Say I'm Not Romantic At All, But I Would Say That I'm The Ultimate Romancer Because I Write About... Life Being Brilliant.