You Can Win The Rat Race But

If You Feel Dirty, Insignificant Or Unloved, Then Rats Are A Good Role Model. They Exist Without Permission, They Have No Respect For The Hierarchy Of Society, And They Have Sex 50 Times A Day.

Remember Crime Against Property Is Not Real Crime. People Look At An Oil Painting And Admire The Use Of Brushstrokes To Convey Meaning. People Look At A Graffiti Painting And Admire The Use Of A Drainpipe To Gain Access.

Nothing In The World Is More Common Than Unsuccessful People With Talent, Leave The House Before You Find Something Worth Staying In For.

Think Outside The Box, Collapse The Box, And Take A F**king Sharp Knife To It.

Once Upon A Time There Was A Bear And A Bee Who Lived In A Wood And Were The Best Of Friends. All Summer Long The Bee Collected Nectar From Morning To Night While The Bear Lay On His Back Basking In The Long Grass. When Winter Came The Bear Realised He Had Nothing To Eat And Thought To Himself 'i Hope That Busy Little Bee Will Share Some Of His Honey With Me.' But The Bee Was Nowhere To Be Found - He Had Died Of A Stress Induced Coronary Disease.