You Can Tell If Someone's Into You.

Give Me An Authentic Woman, And I'm Happy.

I Worked In Restaurants The First Half Of My Life.

I Think I'm A Decent-looking Guy. Sometimes I Can Look Great, And Other Times I Look Horrifying.

I Liked Sports But I Never Really Had The Confidence. I Was Always Coordinated And It Came Easy To Me, But I Didn't Have The Confidence To Go Along With The Physical Skill.

What Gets Celebrated Gets Replicated.