You Can Talk Without Saying A Thing.

I Remember Sitting Down With The Rockets And Saying, 'yeah. I'm Going To Retire.' They Said, 'well, We'll Give You $9 Million.' And I Said, 'you Got A Pen On You?'

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

I Think Anybody Who Is Racist Is An Idiot Whether They Are Black Or White.

I'm Not A Role Model... Just Because I Dunk A Basketball Doesn't Mean I Should Raise Your Kids.

Those Grizzlies Are More Like Pandas.