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The Key Is Just To Ignore The Pain, Because Physical Comedy Only Works If You See Someone Get Hurt And They Aren't Actually Hurt. If Someone Gets Hit In The Face With A Bat, Falls Down, And Gets Back Up, It's Funny. If They Stay Down And Their Jaw Is Wired Shut In The Next Scene, It's Really Tragic And Weird. You Have To Pretend It Doesn't Hurt.

I'd Love To Work With Steve Martin. I'd Love To Work With Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.

Figure Out Whether Or Not You Believe In Yourself, And If You Don't, Find A Way To. Because Even More Than You Want It, You Must Believe It. And Learn About Yourself. The Rhythm Of One's Spirit Is Just As Important As What You Look Like Or What You Sound Like. Who Are You? What's Your Voice? What Are You Dying To Contribute?

Celebrity Is Intoxicating.

The Big Challenge For Me Was Just Trying To Ignore The Embarrassment Of Being An Actor. It's A Pretty Embarrassing Thing To Do. You've Got People Pointing Cameras At You And Hundreds Of People Watching You, As You're Trying To Be Great. And Often, Almost Every Time, You're Not.