You Can Never Advance The Ball On

Try To Always Stay Focused On The Objectives That Are Possible And The Positive - And On Having Fun Outside Of The Stuff That's Going On In Washington.

I've Got The Greatest Line In The World About The Pope Coming Out In Favor Of Contraception, And I Don't Dare Use It. I Don't Even Dare Hint Getting Close Because The Moment You Understand It, I'm In Trouble. So It's Something I've Gotta Contain And Avoid Bursting And So Forth, And Now You're Frustrated Because I've Teased You With It.

You Can Use The Tax Code To Make People Smoke Less. You Can Use The Tax Code To Make 'em Smoke More. You Can Use The Tax Code To Make 'em Buy Beer Or Buy Less Beer, More Booze Or Less Booze. You Can Screw The Tax Code Around To Make 'em Make More Charitable Contributions. You Think They're Going To Get Rid Of This Power? Ain't No Way, Fool.

The Country Doesn't Owe You Anything Because You're An American Or Especially Because You Have A College Degree. Now, If You Think... If You Are A College Student And You've Got A Degree And You're Out There And You Can't Find A Job And If You Think - If You Agree With Obama That The Bush Tax Cuts Ought To Sunset - $700 Billion Ought To Be Taken Out Of The Private Sector And Sent To Obama, Then You Deserve To Be Out Of Work For The Rest Of Your Life Because That $700 Billion Taken Out Of The Private Sector Could Be Used To Grow Businesses And Hire People.

It's "a 'disorder Of "assumption"' - The Notion That Their Maleness Or Femaleness Is Different Than What Nature Assigned To Them Biologically.