You Can Love Me Or Hate Me

Stand By What You Believe In. People Who Mind Won't Matter And People Who Matter Won't Mind It

If I Talk To A Girl, It's Assumed That I'm Having A Scene With Her. If I Don't, Then It's Assumed That I'm Gay.

I Have Memories Of Being In Yale Five Years Ago. It Was December And So Damn Cold That While Professing Love To My Leading Lady And Singing A Bollywood Ditty Which Went Something Like This, Kabhie Alvida Na Kehna – My Mouth Froze Itself To Death. I Say Death Because As I Inched Closer To Kiss Her, Mouthing The Words Kabhi Alvida Na… My Mouth And Jaw Just Locked.

My Life May Seem Glamorous From The Outside But Off Screen It's As Ordinary As Anyone Else's.

Though My Wife Thinks I'm Mad, I Know I'll Drop My Daughter To The Parties She's Invited To. I'll Want Her Friends To Say, "wow What A Handsome Father You Have!" When She's With Her Boyfriend In The Backseat Of Our Car, I'll Be At The Wheel, Driving Her Around.