You Can Keep The Dining Room Clean

The Harvard Lampoon Itself, Which Had A Pretty Stellar Run In The '60s.

Smoking Is Very Bad For You And Should Only Be Done Because It Looks So Good. People Who Don't Smoke Have A Terrible Time Finding Something Polite To Do With Their Lips.

In The Wake Of Animal House, The Stock Briefly And Quite Wrongly Shot Up. So I Love That Movie.

From National Lampoon, You Go Directly To Saturday Night Live, Because It's A Lot Of The Same People.

The Real Truth About Children Is They Don't Speak The Language Very Well. They're Physically Uncoordinated. And They Are Ignorant Of Our Elaborate Ideas About Right And Wrong.