You Can Call Me A Fat, Balding,

The French Are Useless. They Can't Organize A Piss-up In A Brewery.

The Great Thing About Rock And Roll Is That Someone Like Me Can Be A Star.

I Don't Have A Computer. I Am The Luddite Of Rock'n'roll, I Don't Have A Portable Phone. I Write Things Down.

I Tried To Commit Suicide One Day. It Was A Very Woody Allen-type Suicide. I Turned On The Gas And Left All The Windows Open.

I Just Think You Shouldn't Expect People To Pay Money To See Someone Sing Live And Then Lip-synch.