I Tried To Commit Suicide One Day.

I Hope You Don't Mind, I Hope You Don't Mind, That I Put Into Words, How Wonderful Life Is, Now You're In The World.

How Dare You Refer To My Beautiful Children As 'synthetic'. And Shame On You For Wagging Your Judgemental Little Fingers At Ivf - A Miracle That Has Allowed Legions Of Loving People, Both Straight And Gay, To Fulfill Their Dream Of Having Children, Your Archaic Thinking Is Out Of Step With The Times, Just Like Your Fashions. I Shall Never Wear Dolce And Gabbana Ever Again.

But We Came For The Kennedy Center Awards, Which Was An Incredible Honor. Being A British Person, I Was Bestowed This Honor. And My Partner And I, David, Came. And We Were So Pleasantly Surprised By George Bush And His Knowledge Of Aids. He Really - He Treated David And I - And Laura - Treated Us Like - They Were So Friendly And So Courteous.

Welcome To The World Of Bullshit, My Dear. You Have Arrived.

To Fight The Violence We Must Be Brave, Hold On Strong To The Love God Gave.