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I Tried To Commit Suicide One Day. It Was A Very Woody Allen-type Suicide. I Turned On The Gas And Left All The Windows Open.
-Elton John
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I Tried To Commit Suicide One Day.
Elton John
I Tried To Commit Suicide One Day. It Was A Very Woody Allen-type Suicide. I Turned On The Gas And Left All The Windows Open.
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