You Can Always Reason With A German.

Never Fight An Inanimate Object.

In Washington Journalists Can Afford To Live Almost As Well As People Who Work For A Living.

They Don't Like Anyone Who Isn't Korean, And They Don't Like Each Other All That Much, Either. They're Hardheaded, Hard-drinking, Tough Little Bastards, 'the Irish Of Asia'.

In England, All The English Car Companies Were Beginning To Circle The Drain In A Series Of Well-deserved Failures And Bankruptcies, Earned By Making Lousy Products With Very Poor Production At High Prices. So, The Government, Back In The '70s, Nationalized All The British Car Companies. The Result Was British Leyland, A Name That Perhaps Doesn't Resonate Much With You.

Republicans Are The Party That Says Government Doesn't Work, And Then They Get Elected And Prove It.