You Are Ready And Able To Do

I Don't Think Anybody Should Go Through Life Without A Team Of Psychologists. I Have Been Through Times When I'm Literally Squatting In The Living Room, Having One Of Those Open-throated Cries, Where You're Crying All The Way To Your Butthole. I Always Believed I Would Come Out Of It, Though.

I Can Be Your Best Friend Or Your Worst Enemy. You Seem To Prefer The Latter.

50 Years: Here's A Time When You Have To Separate Yourself From What Other People Expect Of You, And Do What You Love. Because If You Find Yourself 50 Years Old And You Aren't Doing What You Love, Then What's The Point?

I Would Visualize Things Coming To Me. It Would Just Make Me Feel Better. Visualization Works If You Work Hard. That's The Thing. You Can't Just Visualize And Go Eat A Sandwich.

Comedy Started Out As My Hobby And Then It Became My Profession. It's Like Being On Call All The Time, Like Having A Built-in Beeper. You Can't Just Leave The Office And Relax Because You Never Know When You'll Think Of Something Funny.