You Are Never Too Old To Play

My Sister Bought Me A Set At A Candy Store And Taught Me The Moves.

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.

If I Win A Tournament, I Win It By Myself. I Do The Playing. Nobody Helps Me

In My Opinion, The King's Gambit Is Busted. It Loses By Force.

Yeah, There Are Too Many Jews In Chess. They Seem To Have Taken Away The Class Of The Game. They Don't Seem To Dress So Nicely, You Know. That's What I Don't Like.