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I Was An Infinitely Hot And Dense Dot.

I'm In That Very Preliminary Stage Of Wondering How Exactly To "pressurize" The Novel In Some Way I've Never Considered Before.

People Have No Idea How Much Work It Is For A Man To Produce An Ejaculation. You Have This Seminal Vesicle Churning Out This Fluid, The Prostate Gland Producing An Alkaline Solution. It's Like Having Five Iron Chefs In Your Crotch Working To Cook Up This Stuff.

Sometimes I Think My Purpose Is As A Saboteur When I'm Working With Other People, Derailing What They're Trying To Do Or Taking Things To A Ludicrous Extremity.

My Work Generally Tends To Be An All-out, 360-degree Subversive Take On Everything, Most Of All My Own Notion Of Myself As A Son, Father, Husband, Human Being And Male In This Culture.