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The Problem, Of Course, Was That Turning Into A Monster Was The Brighter Of My Two Choices. Choice Number 1: I Turn Into A Vampyre, Which Equals A Monster In Just About Any Human’s Mind. Choice Number 2: My Body Rejects The Change And I Die. Forever. So The Good News Is That I Wouldn’t Have To Take The Geometry Test Tomorrow.

But We're Going To Smile And Pretend We're Fine With The Dorky Birthmas Gifts Because People Do Not Get That They Can't Mush A Birthday Into Christmas.

You Know How It Feels Right Before A Tornado Hits? I Mean When The Sky's Still Clear, But The Wind's Starting To Cool Off And Change Direction. You Know Something's Coming, But You Don't Always Know What. That's How Things Feel To Me Right Now." -zoey Redbird

What Once Bound Him Will Make Him Flee Place Of Power-joining Of Five Night Spirit Blood Humanity Earth Joined Not To Conquer, Instead To Overcome Night Leads To Spirit Blood Binds Humanity And Earth Completes.

Because You Are The Superhero Fledgling. I’m Just Your More Attractive Sidekick. Oh, And The Herd Of Nerds Are Your Dorky Minions.