Yes, I'm Going To Be The President

I Think I'd Rather Tell The Truth And Say What I Believe In And Make People Unhappy Than Sort Of Pretend To Think Something Else To Accommodate Them And Try To Be Liked. That's Just The Way It Goes And I Don't Think I'm Any Great Champion Of Anything, But If They're Going To Put Me On A Show, I'm Going To Say What I Think.

I Like To Think That If I Were Gay I Would Be Out. Rupert Everett-style.

To Answer The Question, Though: I Didn't Always Want To Direct. I Just Liked The Idea Of It. If A Friend Was Making A Short And Needed Someone Who Knew Screen Direction, I Would Jump In. It Would Be Horrible, But It Led To A Short, Then Another, And Another. It Was Like Student Films.

Sure, I Suffered A Lot. But It's Not Like The End Of The World And It's Not Who I Am. I Lead Quite A Pleasant Life And I'm Able To Divorce A Perceived Reality From My Actual Experience Of Life.

Yes, I'm Going To Be The President Of The United States. You Know Why? You Think You Can Get Chicks By Being In The Movies? You Can Really Get Chicks By Being The President.