Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off

I'm One Of These People That Always Looks On The Bad Side Of The Fence.

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

When I Heard The Beatles, I Thought Thats It. That's What I Want To Be. I Want To Be A Beatle.

There Are No Unwinnable Wars.

With My Recovery Programme, I Have To Do A Daily Inventory Of How My Day Has Been. I Am Terribly Dyslexic And Have Attention Deficit Disorder, So I Have To Carry A Tape Recorder Everywhere I Go.