Yeah, Sometimes It Gets A Little Sappy

Who Is Mike Judge? Let Me Think. The Only Way I Could Possibly Answer That Question Would Be In A Nonverbal Fashion. I Think I Could Do An Interpretive Dance That Would Answer That Question For You.

I Don't Return Anybody's Calls Unless It's Going To Mean Extra Money For Me. And I've Completely Cut Off All Relationships With Any Friends That I Had Before The Show. And I've Copped An Attitude.

When You Make Movies, You've Picked The Most Expensive Art Form, And Somebody Has To Pay For It. You Kind Of Owe It To Them To At Least Let Them Know How You Expect To Make It As Accessible To As Many People As You Can, Given The Story You're Telling.

Beauty And The Beast Seemed Like It All Was Really Brown. The Whole Thing Was Just So Brown And Orange And Yellow, Like Burger King Or Something. I Don't Think I Would Have Liked Beauty And The Beast At Any Age.

I Probably Drive Casting People Crazy Because I'm Not Thinking About Actors So Much As Real People.