Yeah, I Do Stand-up, My Own Type

I Don't Twitter. I Can't Even Remember My Password Name. I Have Problems With Electronics, So What I've Done Is Hire A Young Man Out Of College, Whose Very Fingers Are The Extension Of Computer Keys, And He Twitters. He Does The Mechanics, But I Very Carefully Modulate What Is Said And Have Used Twitter To Publicize Stuff, Have Conversations And Instigate Competition.

And That Works For Me. So That If This Is It, You Better Take It At Its Right Proportion. That There Are Serious Things, But Most Things Are Temporal And Ephemeral, And You Should Cultivate That Attitude. That Joy And Love And All The Verities Are What Counts. So I Try Not To Take Too Many Things Seriously, And If I Find Myself Caught Up In The Seriousness Of The Moment, Within A Period Of Time, I'm Able To Cajole Myself Out Of It.

Remember - You Can't Beam Through A Force Field. So, Don't Try It.

I Had A Major In Business, And I Graduated With A Business Degree, But I Was Perhaps The Worst Student To Graduate From That Program.

I Proceeded To Prove Everybody Right As To How Bad An Economics Student I Was By Failing As An Assistant Manager In Every Theatre I Went To That Hired Me, Both As An Assistant Manager And As An Actor. I Lost Money And Tickets, And I Couldn't Keep Track Of Anything. So Eventually They Fired Me From Assistant-manager Jobs, But Kept Me On As An Actor.