Yeah, I Do Stand-up, My Own Type

I See People Putting Text Messages On The Phone Or Computer And I Think, 'why Don't You Just Call?'

I'm A Performer, Comedian, Entertainer, Writer And Director.

Careers Are Here And They're Gone. No Matter How Great We Think We Are, We're Nothing But The Temples Of Ozymandias-we're Ruins In The Making.

How Do I Stay So Healthy And Boyishly Handsome? It's Simple. I Drink The Blood Of Young Runaways.

I Think Making A Good Film Shot Is Joyful.