Ye Cannot Serve God And Mammon.

My Father – Who I Know Is Up There Right Now, With A Big Pot Of Gumbo, He’s Got A Lemon Meringue Pie, He’s Probably In His Underwear, And He’s Got A Cold Can Of Miller Lite – And He’s Dancing.

I Will Say This: One Of The Things That Is A Pain When You're Expecting Children Is How Much Advice Unsolicited People Give You When You're Not Asking For It.

I'm A Golfer, And What Are The Two Sports You Can Do Till You Drop? Golf And Surfing. They're Great For You Limber-wise, They're Great For You Health-wise, And They Put You In Sweet Locations.

Bringing A Baby Into The World Is Something I've Always Wanted, And Now I'm Completely Ready For My Life To Start Revolving Around Another Human Being.

Cynicism Can Be Funny. But It's The Easy Way. You'll Forget To Enjoy Anything. I Try To Make The Evolving Choice, The Forward-moving, Life-giving Choice. Just Keep Living, Man.