The Older You Get, The More Rules

There Shall Be Weeping And Gnashing Of Teeth.

What I Always Look For Is Someone That Really Knew How To Lean Up Against A Bar, Get A Drink, Sit On A Barstool. When People Are In Bars They're Relaxed. No Real Right Angles - It's Slow Moves, It's Slow Conversations. You Can Tell A Loud Joke, But Everyone's Very Relaxed. I Never Would Pick Somebody Nervous Or Twitchy. If I Found Guys With Beards, I'd Ask Them, Don't Trim The Edges, Don't Go In And Manicure Yourself Up. I Always Look For People That Look Like They're Comfortable In Their Own Skin, That Wouldn't Feel Like It Was The First Time They Were Ever In A Bar.

I've Never Been A Jealous Person, And I've Never Felt Built Up By Someone Else's Failure - That's A Cheap Thrill.

When I See Grace In A Woman, That's Very Sexy. You Can Tell By How Someone Moves Or Their Rhythm.

That's What I Love About These High School Girls, Man. I Get Older, They Stay The Same Age.