Writing Is The Rock On Which Everything

It's The Old Shell Game.

College Is Like A Woman: You Work So Hard To Get In, And Nine Months Later You Wish You'd Never Come. We Used To Say If A Frog Had Side Pockets, He'd Carry A Handgun.

Have You Ever Had Any Anger About President Bush - Who Spent His Time During The Vietnam War In The National Guard - Running, In Effect, A Campaign That Does Its Best To Diminish Your Service In Vietnam? You Have To Be At Least Irritated By That, Or Have You Been?

Covering The Civil-rights Movement Was A Mind- And Eye-opener For Me. Houston Was A Segregated Society, As Was Texas As A Whole - Some Of It By Law, A Lot Of It By Fear And Tradition. But There Was No Violence Where I Lived, And If There Was Hate, It Was Either Concealed From Me Or I Just Didn't Recognize It.

When The Going Gets Weird, Anchormen Punt.