Writers Will Happen In The Best Of

There Hasn't Been A Day In My Life Since I Started Latin In Ninth Grade That I Haven't Benefited By The Lives Of The Ancients.

Normal Is The Average Of Deviance.

Love Is The Wild Card Of Existence.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

It's An Act Of Faith To Be A Writer In A Postliterate World.