Write With The Learned, Pronounce With The

The Greatest Monarch On The Proudest Throne Is Obliged To Sit Upon His Own Arse.

Constant Complaint Is The Poorest Sort Of Pay For All The Comforts We Enjoy.

The Learned Fool Writes His Nonsense In Better Language Than The Unlearned, But It Is Still Nonsense.

Take Care Of The Halfpence And Pence, And The Shillings And Pounds Will Take Care Of Themselves.

Fiction Or Fable Allures To Instruction.