Write What You Like; There Is No

It Was Beautiful And Simple, As Truly Great Swindles Are.

Of Habit, The Power That Keeps The Earth From Flying To Pieces; Though There Is Some Silly Theory Of Gravitation.

Young Artists Must Pave Their Way To Art By Drawing Pictures For Magazine Stories That Young Authors Write To Pave Their Way To Literature.

East Is East, And West Is San Francisco, According To Californians. Californians Are A Race Of People; They Are Not Merely Inhabitants Of A State.

You'd Think New York People Was All Wise; But No, They Can't Get A Chance To Learn. Every Thing's Too Compressed. Even The Hayseeds Are Bailed Hayseeds. But What Else Can You Expect From A Town That's Shut Off From The World By The Ocean On One Side And New Jersey On The Other?