Wouldnt It Be Nice To Be Like

I Know I Will Never Be Happy, But I Know I Can Be Gay!

I Wanted To Ask A Thousand Questions, But There Was No One To Ask. Besides I Knew That People Only Told Lies To Children-lies About Everything From Soup To Santa Claus.

When It Comes Down To It, I Let Them Think What They Want. If They Care Enough To Bother With What I Do, Then I'm Already Better Than Them.

The Chief Drawback With Men Is That They Are Too Talkative.

If Marriage Were Only Bed, We Could Have Made It.