Wouldn't It Be Interesting To Take Elvis

I Wasn't Saying Whatever They're Saying I Was Saying. I'm Sorry I Said It Really. I Never Meant It To Be A Lousy Anti-religious Thing. I Apologize If That Will Make You Happy. I Still Don't Know Quite What I've Done. I've Tried To Tell You What I Did Do But If You Want Me To Apologize, If That Will Make You Happy, Then Ok, I'm Sorry.

You Know The Way People Begin To Look Like Their Dogs? Well, We're Beginning To Look Like Each Other.

I'd Never Met A Woman I Considered As Intelligent As Me. That Sounds Bigheaded, But Every Woman I Met Was Either A Dolly-chick, Or A Sort Of Screwed-up Intellectual Chick. And Of Course, In The Field I Was In, I Didn't Meet Many Intellectual People Anyway. I Always Had This Dream Of Meeting An Artist, An Artist Girl Who Would Be Like Me. And I Thought It Was A Myth, But Then I Met Yoko And That Was It.

All Kids Draw And Write Poetry And Everything, And Some Of Us Last Until We're About Eighteen, But Most Drop Off At About Twelve When Some Guy Comes Up And Says, "you're No Good." That's All We Get Told All Our Lives. "you Haven't Got The Ability. You're A Cobbler." It Happened To All Of Us, But If Somebody Had Told Me All My Life, "yeah, You're A Great Artist," I Would Have Been A More Secure Person.

Instant Karma's Gonna Get You, Gonna Knock You Right On The Head