If Somebody Gives Me A Joint, I

At The (record Company) Meeting Paul Just Kept Mithering On About What We Were Going To Do, So In The End I Just Said, 'i Think You're Daft. I Want A Divorce.'

I Just Sat All Night Looking At Him, Saying, 'wow, It's Incredible.' When Yoko Woke Up, I Told Her, 'he's Fine,' And We Cried.

The Greatest Artists Always Come Round To Simplicity.

As Someone From The Working Class I Was Always Interested In Russia And China And Everything That Related To The Working Class, Even Though I Was Playing The Capitalist Game.

And So This Is Christmas; And What Have We Done? Another Year Over; A New One Just Begun; And So Happy Christmas; I Hope You Have Fun; The Near And The Dear Ones; The Old And The Young.