Workers Insist That They Are Not Disgruntled.

I Don't Mind Seeing Two Guys Kissing, You Know, As Long As They're Clean-shaven.

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

A Novel Is Too Much Of A Commitment. I Tend To Peruse Twitter - I Check To See If I Had Any Mentions And Read The Latest Messages.

It Seems Like All The Sitcoms On Now, The Families Are Kind Of Dysfunctional.

If People Can't Deal With Their Problems, They Numb Themselves A Little Bit.