I Haven't Been Abroad In So Long

Most Personal Correspondence Of Today Consists Of Letters The First Half Of Which Are Given Over To An Indexed Statement Of Why The Writer Hasn't Written Before, Followed By One Paragraph Of Small Talk, With The Remainder Devoted To Reasons Why It Is Imperative That The Letter Be Brought To A Close.

Traveling With Children Corresponds Roughly To Traveling Third Class In Bulgaria.

Every Boy Should Have Two Things: A Dog And A Mother Who Lets Him Have One

The Knocking Out Of A Pipe Can Be Made Almost As Important As The Smoking Of It, Especially If There Are Nervous People In The Room. A Good, Smart Knock Of A Pipe Against A Tin Wastebasket And You Will Have A Neurasthenic Out Of His Chair And Into The Window Sash In No Time.

Drinking Makes Such Fools Of People, And People Are Such Fools To Begin With That It's Compounding A Felony.