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If You See A Kid In School, Who Is A Little Shy ... That's When You Should Reach Out. When You Do, You Are Going To Open Up A Flower And Discover Something Wonderful.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

Daddy, When He Drank, Just Became Sweeter. There Wasn't A Mean Thought In His Body. I've Always Said He Was Like A Drunk Jimmy Stewart.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.