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No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.

You Have To Go Through The Falling Down In Order To Learn To Walk. It Helps To Know That You Can Survive It. That's An Education In Itself.

Because Nobody Goes Through Life Without A Scar.

I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or Poultry.