Words Can Be Used As A Bomb

Did You Know That The Average American Spends Six Months Of His Or Her Life Waiting For Red Lights To Turn Green? Six Months Wasted, Waiting For Permission To Move On. Think Of All The Other Stuff You Could Do With That Time.” I Was Totally Confused. “in The Car?” “in Your Life,” He Said.

The Road Less Traveled Will Not Be Smooth

I Know. It's Shocking To Think That The Government Would Try To Stick Its Nose In Our Ladyparts.

I Wish Our Love Was Right Now.

I'm Sitting In The Bleachers, Watching Longingly As All The Boys And Umbumped Girls In My Personal Health And Fitness Class Play Muggle Quidditch. I Don't Even Like The Game Very Much, I Think It's Silly, But I So Miss Physical Activity That I'd Be Thrilled If I Could Run Around The Gymnasium With A Broom Between My Legs, Chasing After The Human Snitch Wearing A Gold Pinny.