Where's My Syllabus To Guide Me Through

Then A Lightning Bolt Shot Straight Through My Skivvies. Sha-zam!

Did You Know That The Average American Spends Six Months Of His Or Her Life Waiting For Red Lights To Turn Green? Six Months Wasted, Waiting For Permission To Move On. Think Of All The Other Stuff You Could Do With That Time.” I Was Totally Confused. “in The Car?” “in Your Life,” He Said.

I Wish Our Love Was Right Now.

I Hate The Very Human Inclination Towards Insensitivity

We're All People", He Said Simply. "it Doesn't Matter If You're Two, Thirty-two, Or Ninety-two. Everyone Wants To Be Treated With Respect. Everyone Wants To Feel Like They Matter In This World.