Women Go To Beauty Parlors For The

It Must Infuriate Our Children To See Us Always So Much More Forbearing With Everybody Else's.

We Often Pray To Be Better, When In Truth We Only Want To Feel Better.

Men Gossip Less Than Women, But Mean It.

The Neurotic Would Like To Trust His Analyst - If Only Because He's Paying Him So Much Money. But He Can't - Because If The Analyst Really Cared, He'd Be Doing It For Nothing.

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!