Women Are Really Much Nicer Than Men:

Sex Is A Momentary Itch, Love Never Lets You Go.

Whatever Part Drink May Play In The Writer's Life, It Must Play None In His Or Her Work.

A Bad Review May Spoil Your Breakfast, But You Shouldn't Allow It To Spoil Your Lunch.

Education Is One Thing And Instruction, However Worthy, Necessary And Incidentally Or Monetarily Educative, Another.

It Is No Wonder That People Are So Horrible When They Start Life As Children.