Women Are Afraid Of Mice And Of

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

Tough And Funny And A Little Bit Kind: That Is As Near To Perfection As A Human Being Can Be.

We Work For Praise, And Dawdle Once We Have It.

Neurotic Quarrels Always Have The Same Theme-song: Hate Me And Get It Over With.

Character Is What Emerges From All The Little Things You Were Too Busy To Do Yesterday, But Did Anyway.