Every Creature Stalks Some Other, Catches It,

Money Is Much More Exciting Than Anything It Buys.

The Neurotic Thinks Himself Both Hamlet And Claudius, In A World That Belongs To Polonius.

Women Usually Love What They Buy, Yet Hate Two-thirds Of What Is In Their Closets.

A Parent Who Has Never Apologized To His Children Is A Monster. If He's Always Apologizing, His Children Are Monsters.

Others Follow Patterns; We Alone Are Unpredictable.