Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.

The Woman Who Appeals To A Man's Vanity May Stimulate Him, The Woman Who Appeals To His Heart May Attract Him, But It Is The Woman Who Appeals To His Imagination Who Gets Him.

A Man's Desire For A Son Is Usually Nothing But The Wish To Duplicate Himself In Order That Such A Remarkable Pattern May Not Be Lost To The World.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.