Witty And Mean Is Easy - But

It’s Been A Long Time Since Sherlock Holmes Jumped Off That Roof - It’s Time To Reveal The Truth About What Happened Between Him And The Pavement.

The Universe Is Big, Its Vast And Complicated, And Ridiculous. And Sometimes, Very Rarely, Impossible Things Just Happen And We Call Them Miracles. And That's The Theory. Nine Hundred Years, Never Seen One Yet, But This Would Do Me.

It's A Funny Thing About Stories. It Doesn't Feel Like You Make Them Up, More Like You Find Them. You Type And Type And You Know You Haven't Got It Yet, Because Somewhere Out There, There's That Perfect Thing -- The Unexpected Ending That Was Always Going To Happen. That Place You've Always Been Heading For, But Never Expected To Go.

You Don't Want To Take Over The Universe. You Wouldn't Know What To Do With It Beyond Shout At It.

Young Reinette: Monsieur, Be Careful! The Doctor: It's Just A Nightmare, Reinette, Don't Worry, Everyone Has Nightmares. Even Monsters Under The Bed Have Nightmares! Young Reinette: What Do Monsters Have Nightmares About? The Doctor: Me!