Witty And Mean Is Easy - But

I Always Tend To Favor The Newer Idea.

Like Most Writers, I Write About What Has Happened To Me As That Involves The Minimum Amount Of Research.

River Song: Right, I Have Questions. But Number One Is This: What In The Name Of Sanity Have You Got On Your Head? The Doctor: It's A Fez. I Wear A Fez Now. Fezzes Are Cool.

The Doctor: Just Had A Fall. All The Way Down There, Right To The Library. Heck Of A Climb Back Up. Amelia: You're Soaking Wet. The Doctor: I Was In The Swimming Pool. Amelia: You Said You Were In The Library. The Doctor: So Was The Swimming Pool.

[the Doctor, Capt. Jack And Rose Are Cornered By The Empty Children.] The Doctor: Go To Your Room! Go To Your Room! I Mean It. I'm Very, Very Angry With You. I'm Very, Very Cross! Go! To! Your! Room! [the Children Lurch Away And Obey Him.] I'm Really Glad That Worked. Those Would Have Been Terrible Last Words.