Wits, Like Drunken Men With Swords, Are

Self-defense Is The Clearest Of All Laws; And For This Reason - The Lawyers Didn't Make It.

What Women Would Do If They Could Not Cry, Nobody Knows. What Poor, Defenceless Creatures They Would Be!

Some People Are So Fond Of Ill Luck That They Run Halfway To Meet It.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Will Not Look At The New Moon Out Of Respect For That 'ancient Institution' The Old One.

The Blackest Of Fluid Is Used As An Agent To Enlighten The World.