Etiquette Has No Regard For Moral Qualities.

Even The Worse Of Jobs Has Their Pleasures, If I Were A Grave Digger Or A Hangmen, There Are Some People I Could Work For With A Great Deal Of Enjoyment.

Jewels! It's My Belief That When Woman Was Made, Jewels Were Invented Only To Make Her The More Mischievous.

If An Earthquake Were To Engulf England Tomorrow, The English Would Manage To Meet And Dine Somewhere Among The Rubbish, Just To Celebrate The Event.

He Who Owns The Soil, Owns Up To The Sky.

There Are Some People As Obtuse In Recognizing An Argument As They Are In Appreciating Wit. You Couldn't Drive It Into Their Heads With A Hammer.