Etiquette Has No Regard For Moral Qualities.

What A Fine-looking Thing Is War! Yet, Dress It As We May, Dress And Feather It, Daub It With Gold, Huzza It, And Sing Swaggering Songs About It,--what Is It, Nine Times Out Of Ten, But Murder In Uniform!

What Women Would Do If They Could Not Cry, Nobody Knows. What Poor, Defenceless Creatures They Would Be!

The Language Of Women Should Be Luminous, But Not Voluminous.

If An Earthquake Were To Engulf England Tomorrow, The English Would Manage To Meet And Dine Somewhere Among The Rubbish, Just To Celebrate The Event.

The Only Athletic Sport I Ever Mastered Was Backgammon.