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The Preponderance Of South Africa Is A Different Breed Of Man. I Mean That With No Disrespect. I Say That With Great Respect. I Love Them Because I'm One Of Them. They Are Still People Of The Earth, But They Are Different. They Still Put Bones In Their Noses, They Still Walk Around Naked, They Wipe Their Butts With Their Hands. And When I Kill An Antelope For 'em, Their Preference Is The Gut Pile.

God Knows America Would Be The Greatest Again If She Operated Like The Nugent Family. No Takers, No Whiners, No Gangsters, No Dopers, No Drunks, No Criminals, No Bloodsuckers, No Excuse Makers, No Crybabies, No Punks, No Obama Supporters.

Well, On That Day I Ceased Cleansing My Body. No More Brushing My Teeth, No More Washing My Hair, No Baths, No Soap, No Water. Thirty Days Of Debris Build. I Stopped Shavin’ And I Was 18, Had A Little Scraggly Beard, Really Looked Like A Hippie…then Two Weeks Before, I Stopped Eating Any Food With Nutritional Value…then A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. Poop, Piss The Whole Shot. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

If Barack Obama Becomes The President In November Again, I Will Either Be Dead Or In Jail By This Time Next Year.

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